i've been longing for,
daisies to push through the floor,
and i wish that plant life would grow all around me,
so i won't feel dead anymore.
☆ yer spring / hey rosetta! ☆ that’s okay / the hush sound ☆ sleep to grow / the belle game ☆ i must belong somewhere / bright eyes ☆ don’t let me cave in (acoustic) / the wonder years ☆ island in the sun / weezer ☆ lights / american authors ☆ seaweed song / passion pit ☆ dreaming / smallpools ☆ plant life / owl city ☆ where the lines overlap / paramore ☆ hi hey there hello / the mowgli’s ☆ costume party / two door cinema club ☆ grace kelly / mika ☆ boots of danger (wait up) / tokyo police club ☆ let’s dance to joy division / the wombats ☆ good ol’ fashion nightmare / matt & kim ☆ i wanna get better / bleachers ☆
there are way too many social justice warriors. we need a social justice scout and a social justice healer and a social justice black mage. seriously this videogame has like 10 different classes you can play and everyone goes for the one that just uses generic melee weapons?
Rethink, Science World is well known in Canada to award-winning and eye catching advertisements that educate the public.
now when someone asks me if im allergic to anything i can validly say mosquito spit.
humans are allergic to a variety of things. unfortunately the term allergy has come to refer specifically to cases of anaphylaxis.
For example, everyone’s allergic to poison ivy, but no one says they’re allergic to it. And everyone’s allergic to bees, but only people that suffer from more severe side effects seem to get credit for it.
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations